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baytard

1: Specifically used describe online tech support who act as if they are onimpotent, but end up responding to your problems with ridiculously worthless solutions.

2: Incompetent customer support staff who take an obscene amount of time to respond to your email - usually because they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.
Many "too big for their own good" web sites seem to hire a lot of baytards to run their customer support department.
by WasInvincible February 19, 2006
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babytard

babytard is the youngest daughter of shaycarl; famous youtuber and vlogger who owns the shaytards channel. Famous throughout the world for being on James Blunt's CD album, she will proudly exclaim this every time she goes to Walmart.

Hobbies include 'hewicopta', picking her nose, sucking her thumb, dancing, gymnastics, and singing to the camera, with her most famous rendition being "when you're happy and you know-smile!"

babytard's personality is very bubbly, and although she is not always fully understood, she visibly shares a very strong bond of love with her parents and siblings.
Charlie: omg did you see babytard sing 'if you're happy and you know it' the other day? i was in stitches!
Noob: lol, what?

Shay: Babytard, are you picking your nose again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes finger before returning to the mine 5 seconds later*

Katilette: Babytard, are you sucking your thumb again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes thumb before returning it to mouth 5 seconds later*
by charlieo:) May 1, 2011
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Baytin

A Irish slang word, pronounced bAy-tin, is a word meaning, a beating or a form of a slap.
"My mom gave me the biggest baytin last night"
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Babytard

The cutest child of the youtube famous family, the shaytards. She is the child of the world. She is the master of singing "if your happy and you know it". She is the only human who still looks cute while sucking her thumb and she will go on to rule this world one day.
Cool cat: Oh hey did you watch shaytards last night? It was so cute babytard sangif your happy and you know it! So precious!

Cool cat 2: I know! I could not stop smiling! Babytard always makes my day better!

Noob: lol wat u guys talking about? Whats Shaytards?

Cool Cats: ugh....
by Pseudonym27 November 22, 2011
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Brayten

The most amazing guy in the world. They are ALWAYS there for you. And NEVER let you down. They may be stupid and crazy, but thats what makes you love them. Never let a friend named Brayten go...they are special! They have the best laugh. And make you feel like your the specialest girl in the world to him. He makes you feel like you really are beautiful, and that you really do mean something. Its hard to find them...but once you do, you never want to loose them. (:
Braytens are the best friends in the world.
by Sexica(: December 28, 2011
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Blayton

THE best son that anyone could ask for, handsome, funny, and when you are sad...one look at his face will make all of your cares disappear.
Blayton is the best!
by adamslady08 February 4, 2010
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blayt

The word blayt is often used in the sentence in russian "oi suka blayt"
by AllanDevil92 April 30, 2008
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