Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

Bozzled

high on weed

Jerry smoked a fat blunt at the party man he was bozzled

by Whyve October 25, 2015

dizzle in the bizzle

There's no joke here, it just means to take a dump in the bathroom.

Out of my way, i gotta take a dizzle in the bizzle.

by Clit Eastwood June 26, 2004

Bizzle

A drug that includes a mixture of LSD, Cocaine, and other substances which are administered through the use of q-tips or cotton swabs. Typically consumed through the ear but have also been known to be administered through the urethra, anus, and other orifices of the body.

Dood you should have seen Kevin last night! He was out of his mind, I think he was on bizzle

by PsychoticYuppie June 19, 2019

Bazzlle

Something you call your Broski, or friend, companion, or a random person

Hey Bazzlle long time no see man.

by Braydenballer00 June 5, 2018

bizzlegawd

Someone who has been bizzling for many years. ie: A veteran of bizzling and bizzle culture. Someone who bizzles very regularly and has taught many newcomers how to bizzle properly.

"Yo Josh is a supreme bizzler. Infact, hes a bizzlegawd. He's been bizzlin for years!"

by BeenBizzlin840 June 20, 2019

T-bizzle

T-bizzle (Bong Breaking Bitch) aka tripple b. is a Bong Breaking Bitch

T-bizzle broke my bong for the 4th time today

by Niglips360 June 15, 2009