Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

bausched

The act of having your flight delayed by a mind-boggling combination of weather, act of god, flight crew timing out, plane maintenance, etc... This happens to you no matter how well you plan or pray for easy travel.

When trying to fly home from a job interview in Washington D.C., Roy was bausched as his flight was delayed by lightly falling snow (less than 1/2 inch), then a storm system stopped another plane from reaching Washington to fly him home, and finally his flight crew timed out on the Tarmac. The airline was completely unapologetic.

by FBomb07 January 10, 2009

Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011

Bauj

The layer of fat that over the abdomen and hangs low off of a persons body and makes it hard to wear tight shirts.

They through a rock at me but it didn’t really hurt it just bounced off my bauj

by wgaccione June 8, 2018

baustista

A nice latino, who is strong and very charmy. He loves a blowjob at 10:00 am. He is great at basketball, baseball, and football. He is also the cousin of El Chapo and is a drug dealer.

Harry: Hey baustista, hows your day ?

baustista : Its good

by The White Kobe November 29, 2016

Bausage

Someone or something that is utterely awesome.

A ricoculously hot chick.

A bacon-wrapped sausage.

Dude that Authority Zero concert was totally bausage.

Man, your moms boobs are bausage!

by wam213 June 11, 2006

Baus

1. The living and breathing embodiment of awesome.

2. The true pronunciation of this word is the same as boss.

3. The origin of this word is based on a last name molded with the alternate word, boss.

4. It is wrong to pronounce this word as BOWS as that is ignorant and unintelligent.

Like a baus, Like a Baus, Like A Baus

by imtheBaus August 19, 2013