battleyack

Russian sex move - to battleyack that dirty bit.

Oh I'm tottally gona battle that chick!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!

by abe reimer January 16, 2011

Battlelava

Best firecaper ever. ever. if you dont agree, please go jump off a tall ass building

Jad: ok ima own this noob. Battlelava: o hi
Jad:omfg tele tab

by battlelava July 5, 2008

Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.

Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.

by Agnothin April 24, 2024

Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.

He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.

by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

bottlejack

a person who prepares or mixes of distils his own spirits

I don't like bartenders. I'd rather be my own bottlejack

by Rumesh April 5, 2017

battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.

The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.

by whybenormal October 24, 2023

The Bottlejack

When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack

JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS

by medugs September 3, 2016