Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

Joe bakewell

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet

I am Joe bakewell

by The best anonymous person January 20, 2021

Battell

Commonly used as a last name in individuals who enjoy being the selected member of a bukkake party.

Dude I felt bad for that battell last night he/she was covered.

by The masterful HN November 1, 2012

Bakewell Pudding

A Bakewell Pudding is a traditional desert which originated in the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire.

It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.

I took a trip to Derbyshire to get a Bakewell Pudding and it tasted delicious.

by Porygon July 25, 2018

Battlewalla

A word that is used by people that can remember the name of the game Brawlhalla

-Want to play Battlewalla?
-Don't you mean Brawlhalla?
-BATTLEWALLA!!

by ZwordYT August 2, 2018

Bakewell

When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.

Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).

by noodleburg April 29, 2019

Bakewell tart

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart

He gave me a really good Bakewell tart last night!

by rareritings May 7, 2022