The Batter

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.

The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.

by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023

Ball-Batter

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

She ate my ball-batter all up!

by MadManManic January 1, 2007

AAA battery

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.

-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic

by F.dR May 4, 2021

Booty batter

A bowel movement with the consistency of a chocolate Mister Softee ice cream cone.

It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Batteh

1. A four-legged, fur-laden, triangle-eared, creature.
2. A cat.

That batteh is the cutest thing ever.

by fingerpaintedsmile November 28, 2011

AAA-Battery

An Asexual-Aromatic-Agender person with enough energy that they are feared by gods.

Are you a AAA-Battery, because you have some great dance moves!

Do I want coffee? No, I’m a AAA-Battery: I’ve got energy for days.

by 10 Pigeons June 11, 2022