chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

by living proof December 12, 2003

Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011

Social battery

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.

I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.

by Llorona May 24, 2017

batterytard

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau

Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard

by appauls November 12, 2022

batterbitch

Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.

Have you ever heard of Betty Crocker?

Yeah, that's Condy, the batterbitch.

by Batterbitch October 20, 2013

Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.

A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."

by Peter324 December 12, 2013

battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007