Mater Bater

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...

This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.

by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021

later 'bater

A cute yet mildly insulting way of saying good bye to your bud. I will let you use your imagination what 'bater is the abbreviation of

C'Ya later 'bater!

by Fianna Sidhe October 2, 2003

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015

Tater-Bater

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.

Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister

by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022

Bater Blocker

When you're beating your meat and make a wall of blankets to block just in case someone walks in.

I had to make a bater blocker just in case someone walked in

by hris top hrec December 12, 2009

Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

darth bater

1) Someone who breathes heavily while masterbating resulting in a sound reminiscent of darth Vader.

2) Someone who is overly excited about anything Star Wars related, almost to the point where they seem like they'd whip it out and start jacking it to a new Star Wars trailer.

"Could you keep it down in the computer room, you are being a darth bater."

by Edgar Allen Mango November 9, 2017