bastoard

Variant of bastard used bu those who do not like to offend.

You are nothing but a fat bastoard.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

bastoont

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

by shittyfart November 25, 2022

Basty

A bastard. Basically, some lil cockmo who is a prick.

That friggin lil basty, he stole all my cookies!

by K. Mhettos October 20, 2004

Bastos

Perverted. Pervert.

When I told her that my fantasy was to dress her up as Abraham Lincoln and watch her screw a pony with a strap-on she told me I was bastos.

by enamon March 12, 2010

Tommy Bastow

The amazingly talented lead singer in the band FranKo.

He's called Tommy Bastow, not 'Dave the Laugh' or 'Joe' from the BT adverts... They are the characters he's played, not his name!

So, if you're ever at a FranKo gig, DON'T call him 'Dave the Laugh' because I'm pretty sure it will annoy him just as much as it annoys a FranKo Fan...

Some silly person: 'OMG! It's Dave the laugh!!!!!!!!'
A FranKo Fan: 'No... it's TOMMY BASTOW, you idiot!'

by FranKoAreTheBestBandEVER August 14, 2012

Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...

by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008

bastos

filipino term for rude or disrespectful.

1."that Raul Mata is such a bastos today."
2."tangina that bastos sergio telemundo he/she is acting like a bastos!"

by setonioboy March 8, 2005