Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

by r0fl December 17, 2007

bushmonkey

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

assmonkey

1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?

by luis.... October 14, 2008

BushMonkey

It's what you call someone after you push them into a bush or nearby shrub.

Jack: "Ah ha! BushMonkey!"
John: "ya bastard!"
Jack: "BUSH PUUUUUSH!"

by aibou July 1, 2011

batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007