Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

tin basher

a position held by a disgruntled being who enjoys meaningless hammering and handling sharp shit all day. The more pent up rage a tin basher has, the more useful he/she will be in the field. Tin bashers get fucked over a lot by plumbers, electricians, drywallers and the pricks that cut the flooring.

That guy looks like he hates his life. He must be a tin basher.

by crackshackpaki February 4, 2015

Keg Bash

Originally created as The Summer Kegbash, Keg Bash was a series of large field parties in Middle Tennessee beginning in 2007 and ending in 2010. Kegbash was funded initially by an enourmous busch beer can collection cashed in at the height of metal prices to fund the purchase of 10 kegs, DJ, and location rental. Subsequent income was produced by a $10 entrance fee with color coded wristbands designating over and under the age of 21. In its prime, Kegbash mixed the elements of a traditional field party with bar quantity drinking and a rowdy club atmosphere to produce pure pandamonium. In addition to large quantities of kegs, mixed drinks and concoctions such as the popular do it fluid and raderade were provided in mass quantity. While Keg Bash did not have a dedicated location, it did develope a rather loyal trashy following becoming notorious for the inevitable wet t-shirt contest, keg stand competition, and ultimately intervention by local authorities. Winter Kegbash 2009 stands alone as the only Keg Bash to not end in a rampage or police intervention while holding the record for attendees with 612 people consuming 11 kegs in less than 3 hours.

While there never was a formal ending to Keg Bash, it was generally accepted that after Tommy Mcthrowdown was arrested when he bumped a police cruiser with six open kegs in his vehicle, it was better to burn out then fade away.

Are you going to Keg Bash tonight?
-Yeah, but how many kegs are gonna be there?
Fifteen of the finest Busch beer and King Kobra kegs known to man.

by Donny mallox December 14, 2010

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Gare Bash

The opposite of Bare Gash. Meaning either:
-Very few females
-Very ugly females

Mike: "Have you seen my new bird?"
Max: "Yeah she's Gare Bash"
Mike: "Your mum's Gare Bash"
Max: "Your mum gets Gare Bash"

by suckedoffonaferry March 21, 2010

bash and dash

The act of going home with a person with the sole intention of engaging in sexual intercourse. When the host leaves the room to clean up or use the restroom, the guest hurridly makes their leave unaware to the host.

After finishing the vigorous bout of sex, Sarah went to the bathroom to clean up. Steve gathered his things and headed out the window leaving Sarah with the curtains flapping in the wind. Unbeknownst to Sarah, Steve had planned the bash and dash from the beginning.

by Myke79 July 28, 2006

Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

by David986259 December 29, 2008