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Baruched

When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.

It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025
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Baruch

A man with a sexy butt. He sleeps with his dog and is very dirty. With just a look at his behind anyone can receive maximum pleasure.
“Baruch your so sexy
No shit
by Savior of Pakistan July 25, 2021
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Baruch

Baruch, the most hypnotizing handsome man there is. He is attractive, not only in a physical way but in a way that he attracts you to him. He is smart but doesn’t work hard enough to prove it. He is charismatic, charming, funny, and outgoing. When he looks at you he doesn’t only look, but actually sees way beyond your soul. He has the most nice smile and his jokes make everyone laugh. His presence is enough to make everyone uncomfortable, but not in a bad way, in a way that he makes you want more of him and makes you want to be with him. He will always hide his problems with a smile and avoid talking about anything so be understanding and caring.

He really is an amazing person with an amazing personality and soul.
Wow you’re going out with Baruch. You’re really lucky.
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