batmandate

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.

My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

Bartman

To change the outcome of the night without intention, or screwing someone over.

Dude, you totally pulled a Bartman with us last night. You did as much for us as Bartman did for the Cubs back in '03.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

bartman

Bart from the simpsons in his super hero costume mimicing batman

"Who are you?"
"I'm Bartman"

by sfoley January 10, 2009

batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

Barmageddon

The final destruction of the British wet pub trade using a health crisis as cover for the neo temperance movement.

The Welsh government saw it's opportunity to invoke barmageddon using a health emergency, whilst presenting no evidence.

by Talsnug December 12, 2020

Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 16, 2021

Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010