used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%
fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels
by geekbar April 30, 2024
Amazing man that will seem less than, but will surprise you every time a problem arises. A man with more trades and skills than he will announce or even know himself, until a situation presents itself. Do not under estimate this man!
by David and Goliathh December 01, 2021
The Barteller is when you are balls deep in Thomas Bartels and he screams and accidentally mutters his biggest secret. you can only find it out while trying this.
'hey dude do you know the big secret about Thomas bartells?'
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"
by Baxterd_17 March 31, 2020
A girl who has an addiction to this one boy and will never get over him and has a tiktok so add it @ c.h.1.o.e_ hehe
by Chloe Bartels September 21, 2020
by Chloe Bartels September 21, 2020
by Raper102 November 05, 2019
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018