barsed

when you cant be bothered doing something derived from "be arsed"

"Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Nah, I cant barsed"

by timofie October 8, 2006

barse

Space between genitals and anus. Also no man's land, taint, gooch, choad, etc. Perineum.

"Millicent janked hard on Georgina's hair until she felt the prickling of Georgina's chin pyabs on her barse ." Or something.

by Burn the witch April 15, 2007

Barse

Also know as the Gooch, the Barse is the space between the balls and the arse. Thus the word Barse is created by conjoining the words balls and arse. ba-arse

Ouch man, My Barse hurts!

Man you totally kicked me in the Barse!

by Vanda January 14, 2008

Barse

Small patch of soft, sensitive, hairless skin between the testicles and the anus, derving its name from a mix of the slang terms, "balls" and "arse".
Thought to serve the function of preventing one's testicles entering one's anus when sitting.

"If I had a snatch i bet it would be where my barse is right now."

"No! Not my balls! No! Not my arse! Yeeaahh now you got it... yeeeaaahhhh, right there on that barse"

by Howboutpete January 11, 2010

Barse

The no mans land between a bloke's balls & arse

Person a) Did you hear Smithy shaved his barse?
Person b) No way, that's a dead set gee up! He'll be scratching himself silly when the regrowth takes hold
Person c) What a fucking homo!
Person d) That's fucked

by Les Norton October 7, 2009

Barse

When someone's arse is just an extension of their back, when it has no shape to it and isn't really a bottom at all.

Tayquandra: Omg Chris' Arse is Soooo flat it's just like his back ends at his legs!

Shawndria: Shit Girl! Chris has got a Barse!

by MaidenHaste81 June 22, 2016

Barse

When your back and arse connect into one.

Omg rhys town has gained so much weight and now he has a barse

by Mitchywxx June 1, 2019