Saint Barry's Day

Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...

Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.

And they both make more sense if you're drunk!

{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)

Q - Isn't this Saint Barry's Day?
A - Yeah, look how he cleaned up DC..
- "April Fools" !!

by op_position March 20, 2010

Dave Barry

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

Dirty Barry

Porn, pure and simple!

"Gary was watching his favourite dirty Barry Channel whilst knocking one out"

by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018

douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.

did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.

by my name is tan May 26, 2011

Don Barry

Don Barry is a man who can’t deal with mental issues,can become very aggressive at any given time and has violent tendencies and a very conceited personality

Don Barry is not to be messed with,
Is That A Don Barry?

by DonBarry February 19, 2019

Diana Barry

Anne Shirley's bosom friend and kindred spirit, she ships Shirbert (so so so much) and have a cute sister.

Diana Barry is the most beautiful girl of the town.

by athenasblythe February 13, 2019

to do a barry

an action that involves throwing rocks or other hard objects at streaking street mexicans, although any mexican will do. Considered the national sport in many European countries and the best place to participate in such events are parts of California and Arizona. The ideal rock is around 6 inches in diameter and the head is the ideal target although the balls are a popular choice. Was first started by Squire Barry from England in the 21st century

Calvin: Look at all those Mexicans hanging around McDonalds.
Max: I know this would be a great place to do a barry. Let me just find some rocks

by Dirymexican80 December 15, 2010