Rusty Barfield

When a hooker gives a man a blowjob with less than half of her teeth and a mouthfull of cinnamon

dude that hooker last night gave me a Rusty Barfield

by Schek November 6, 2009

Barfield

Very strong; muscular man who is secretly admired by many women. Great personality and has a very large penis.

I am in love with Barfield.

Barfield has a huge penis.

by Ben Grogy February 4, 2010

Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.

Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

benfield school

school in walkergate thats made entirely of probably styrofoam where they feed you soggy flapjack and pizza which has more grease than the entire population of america.

benfield contains the finest specimens of gremlins, chavs and roadmen where everyone listens to drill music, shitty mc or some other crap genre and defo sings keisha becky for eternity. the majority of these things only play cod, fifa or pubg and think they're proper hard for it. on top of that, if you havent watched 'eastenders' or 'love island' you're practically invalid at this shithole because everyone watches them two.

this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.

finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers

person1: am goin' to benfield school now fook yea
person2: isnt 'at the radgie place in walkah wich smells like weed twenny four seven?
person1: i dunnah but is pritty good so far

by wuulfy October 18, 2020

Barfield

The person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succumb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their massive douchification with everything they own/touch. The kind of person who thinks they're everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite sex actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. When told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these massive stress-bursts will occur. These often occur in walking massive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.

Example 1

Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*

Example 2

Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"

by uninunum August 1, 2011

Backfield shrinkage

(n) In law or other industries where time is entered by professionals for billing to clients, the process by which the time is "written down," by owners of the firm to reduce the compensation of the professionals entering the time.

Frequently, this phenomenon is accompanied by the owners of the firm "writing up" their own time on the same file to increase their own share of the billings to the client.

I billed 200 hours last month, but the backfield shrinkage will probably cut that in half by the time that it gets billed out.

by Frustrated_Monolingual December 29, 2010

Bransfield

The act when a young man gets it on with an ugly milf that is his friends mom.

"Hey i pulled a Bransfield last night,"told Colin To sharp.
"WTF dude i pulled a Bransfield on your mom last night!" Replied Sharp.
" No comment," Colin replies.

by Gingaforlife December 2, 2010