Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider
Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider
Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006

A Fart.
background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
by Sap December 25, 2004

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.
by bammer March 5, 2008

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

by rebel runner March 2, 2010
