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Westboro Baptist Church

A radical so-called "Church" under the leadership of so-called "Reverend" Fred Phelps based out of Topeka, Kansas. They are infamous for their controversial practice of picketing outside of funerals of U.S. servicemembers killed in Iraq. WBC Recently lost a $11,000,000 dollar judgement filed by a father of one of the late servicemembers whose funeral they picketed.
The freaks at Westboro Baptist Church makes all Christians look bad.
by Piranha November 20, 2007
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Discordian Baptism

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.
"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"
by Foxnight February 22, 2015
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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of nutjobs who hate the universe. If you are atheist, baptist (WTF???), protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, or any other religion on the planet, they hate you. They hate soldiers, America, The UK, Australia, and any other country who refuses to publicly execute gays and "dykes".
Hey, are those those Westboro Baptist Church weirdos protesting the univesre?

Yeah, I guess it was only a matter of time.
by MULTI_MEDIA_MAN November 22, 2009
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Westboro baptist church

A church that practices the literal meaning of the bible. They believe that the Tsunami was a good thing because it killed 'fags' and 'dykes'. They also believe Hurricane Katrina was 'God's' way of punishing America because apparently, in their opinion, 'God hates America'. These guys are a bunch of sad, uneducated, religious kooks who need to stop dictating what 'God' thinks, because how would they know? The answer is they don't. They construct a 'God' figure as a way to express their personal views on the world, these people make me sick and I can only hope that one day they will forget about prejudice and hate.
According to the Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates Fags, God Hates America, God Hates Sweden, God Hates Canada, and after this definition is posted God will apparently Hate Australia because that's where I am from!
How can anyone take these people seriously?
by Anna July 3, 2006
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baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009
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reverse baptize

the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.
"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."
by seano'sullivan April 29, 2016
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Egorgian Baptist

A little-known YouTuber who makes videos about Penn State/Steeler football. He has been benched by Quantrell Bishop on multiple occasions to the point where he had to make a new account.
"That Egorgian Baptist just got put on strings by the 300 lb. Slob, ELPRESADOR."
by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021
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