Bald Denial

A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off

Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.

by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

Baldi

The professor at your school who gets mad and runs after you and tries to beat you with a ruler for every problem you get wrong.

Guy1: "Have you ever played Baldi's Basics? It's all over YouTube!"
Guy2: "Yes, he beat me with a ruler!"
Guy1: "Use more BSoda next time."

by Hwk3r June 12, 2018

baldi in the elevator day

baldi baldi baldis in the elevator

"dude its baldi in the elevator day"

by baldibaldibaldisintheelevator April 26, 2022

bald freddy

A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.

hey! how's your day going?

horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy

gods thats terrible!

by brideofthesun July 9, 2021

Bald break up

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up

Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.

by itybitykilla August 7, 2021

Baldi

Great Teacher due to his increible hearing abilities! He can not only tell where any sound come from, but who made it too!

Now for everybody's favorite subject, math! "Baldi's" messages to the player.

by Dank m3m3 June 12, 2018