Beantown

Horribly outdated nickname for Boston, Massachusetts that no self-respecting Bostonian or New Englander uses. Typically used only by tourists, sportswriters, or television reporters that are new to the area. Name stems from the New England food staple of beans slow-baked in molasses.

Every college kid calls this place Beantown until someone decks them for it.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

beantown

Boston, MA..

Beantown, baby!

by Dr. Zinn April 25, 2003

Beantown Frank

Getting a BJ while partying in and around the Boston area. The Beantown Frank is usually a quick and clean operation, allowing the recipient to get back to the bar and continue drinking. The cleanliness is consistent with the clean nature of the city. Contrast this with the appropriately titled "New York Style Taco," which represents dirtiness that is characteristic of New York.

Hey man, I just caught a solid Beantown Frank from that chick with the big knockers.

by VagManBoston December 29, 2009

Baytown Milkshake

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.

Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.

by The One from Texas November 19, 2017

Baytown

Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."

1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

baytown

the ultimate low of existence

i'd rather shit myself than be a baytown.

by mirbryant August 21, 2008

Baytown

A horrible black hole of a town. it sucks you in and it is almost impossible to break it's hold on you. it is full of worthless men and stupid women. The few good people are always trying to get out. AKA DirtyBay

God i can't wait to get out of Baytown

by TattoodMom September 30, 2008