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Banistan is a slang parable introduced into speech by Russian mercenaries, which implies a veiled distant country (often the "third world"), where there is a war, armed conflict or other fighting.
It is used with a subtext when there is no possibility or need for disclosure a specific geographical location. The etymological meaning comes from the word banana (banana Republic) and the endings "stan", which are common to some countries and regions of the Middle East Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Dagestan, etc. A parallel is also drawn with a Kalashnikov magazine shape that resembles the shape of a banana - therefore, in Banistan on clips, and bananocplips.
Hey wagner, How much for a trip to Banistan?
by Fronta1499 April 24, 2022
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An imaginary place that members of any particular social media group or discussion forum are sent to, upon being banned from those groups by any group moderator or admin.
The term has its origins rooted in a particular Facebook group; The Modern American Revolution, and was coined by a certain admin.
"This member is having a meltdown on that thread, can we get an admin to send him to Banistan?"

"His hate speech bought him a one way ticket to Banistan."
by TheMAR July 1, 2014
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Bonkistan

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Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is a nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay. The nation is on the bonk side of the war hence the name bonkistan. The nation is ironically communist.
Person 1: Join bonkistan!
Person 2: Ok!
by Heldshift November 30, 2021
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blackistani

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1. a person of mixed Black and Pakistani descent.
2. referring to the Afro-Paki Culture
I'm so Blackistani I had Collard Greens & Curry Chicken for dinner last night.
by Zeena April 14, 2006
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Bantustan

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Literally: The Ghetto, the Worst of Urban Decay, the hardest of the hard hood. A bantustan (also known as black African homeland or simply homeland) was a territory set aside for black inhabitants of South Africa and South West Africa (now Namibia), as part of the policy of apartheid. Ten bantustans were established in South Africa, and ten in neighbouring South-West Africa (then under South African administration), for the purpose of concentrating the members of designated ethnic groups, thus making each of those territories ethnically homogeneous as the basis for creating "autonomous" nation states for South Africa's different black ethnic groups.

The term was first used in the late 1940s, and was coined from 'Bantu' (meaning 'people' in some of the Bantu languages) and '-stan' (a suffix meaning 'land of' in Persian). It was regarded as a disparaging term by some critics of the apartheid-era government's 'homelands' (from Afrikaans tuisland). The word 'bantustan', today, is often used in a pejorative sense when describing a country or region that lacks any real legitimacy or power, consists of several unconnected enclaves, and/or emerges from national or international gerrymandering.
We just walked into the Bantustan, yo...we are def fucked now!
by wctgilroy February 4, 2010
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Bangstan Crackhead

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armys making threads bc bts hasn’t fed them well enough
*Posts: BTS as type of spoons (a thread)
*Posts: BTS as EXO memes(a thread)KPOP/ARMY: wtf you guys are bangstan crackheads
by honiyy May 12, 2018
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bandstand rat

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Someone who spends their whole day drinking/skateboarding/ or eating icecream at the bandstand pavillian in hull MA. They will never leave and are always there. forever.
look at those kids eating icecream drinking and skateboarding over there, they never leave the bandstands!

that's because they are bandstand rats.
by hullh8ter July 24, 2011
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