Bannister

To attain maximum personal gain with minimum input.

Guy 1: How did you manage to get a hold of a 50ft yacht for 6 weeks?
Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!

by lloydmof March 5, 2013

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slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus

Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006

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bananist

A person who loves bananas.

Sally is such bananist, her entire room is filled with banana statues and posters.

by karthy February 28, 2016

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baenis

when you have bae and she got anus, you get "baenis", the most powerful weapon in the world, destroying much anus in its use.

"we got fucked with their baenis. hard."

by baenis March 13, 2019

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Bannister Boy

act of plowing Jared Kushner

Gay roommates Carl & Tim were sitting around watching the news, learning that Jarvanka wasn't totally truthful about their 1/6 testimony. Carl turned to Tim and said, "that Jared Kushner needs to be bent over a bannister and plowed by a BBC." Tim agreed, saying "Bannister Boy. absolutely"

by Uncle Joosie June 22, 2022

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