banana hammock

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.
Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.
by poorfellow June 07, 2009
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a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.
The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.
by R11pilot August 08, 2005
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An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.
What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005
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The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room
Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea
by Davo258 April 13, 2016
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another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff
i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him
by christophorus August 23, 2010
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One of those wind-inflatable lounge sofas that remind you of the squishy water-toy that you always wanted to buy at the aquarium
Evan loves to lounge in his banana hammock at the park, he always gets compliments
by Antho Knee May 10, 2016
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A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.
Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''
by DizzyLizzy January 19, 2007
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