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Banana Hammock 

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room
Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea
Banana Hammock by Davo258 June 12, 2016

banana hammock 

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff
i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him
banana hammock by christophorus August 22, 2010

banana hammock 

One of those wind-inflatable lounge sofas that remind you of the squishy water-toy that you always wanted to buy at the aquarium
Evan loves to lounge in his banana hammock at the park, he always gets compliments
banana hammock by Antho Knee May 11, 2016

banana hammock 

A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.
Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''
banana hammock by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

banana hammock 

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"
Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
banana hammock by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

banana hammock 

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.
1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK
banana hammock by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009