banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff November 24, 2004

Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 29, 2014

Banana-Hammock

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.

Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!

by Babe Moore December 02, 2005

Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty August 16, 2008

Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

by CD and IAIN April 23, 2006

Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.

We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!

by Mr. Neeb August 11, 2014