The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.
by Wight Trash December 29, 2012
Get the Baconing mug.A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them
*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall
by imbirdgirl June 11, 2011
Get the Babooning mug.The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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by retrohowla September 20, 2010
Get the Baroning mug.Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.
I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.
by Vleis July 6, 2011
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Get the bambooing mug.The act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. Considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.
"The other day I was watching Mongo play Deus Ex Human Revolution, he was Bensoning the whole time. I clawed my eyes out in boredom."
by CONDOR027 September 26, 2011
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