Baberaham Lincoln

Your hot girlfriend who is also a President.

Dude, Zardari's wife was a total Baberaham Lincoln; too bad she was shot in the neck and chest and blown to bits and pieces.

by hhaim yankel January 21, 2010

Bamer

Horribly unattractive; synonymous with fugly.

I know that Mike had nine beers, but I still can't believe he's trying to take those bamer girls home with him.

by Spencer H September 8, 2005

bamerNek

A football fan of the University of Alabama @ Tuskaloosa, known as UAT in the state of Alabama. BamerNeks attend football games with a Tide soap box, roll of toilet paper(sometimes used), a pair of baggy overalls w/one strap undone(they think thats sexy) and a baseball cap with a red A on it! They say "Roll Tide" a lot, hence the props! Also they talk a lot about a dead bear!!

Is it true McDonalds makes bamerNeks wear shoes when they take their wives out to dinner on Sat nite?

by CitizenFOOTBALL August 27, 2005

BALERAGE

verb: when one explodes into an explicative laced tirade when provoked by those who don't respect one's craft or art (but is not limited to the arts). This type of outburst last no less than three minutes, and often is sparked by a situation that does not warrant such a reaction.

Also known as "Going Bale-istic"

Named for actor Christian Bale's now-infamous tirade on a Director of Photography on the set of "Terminator: Salvation"

" Okay, so the McDonald's cashier forgot your Sweet and Sour sauce...no need to BALERAGE!"

by GeeDeeX February 10, 2009

Baverage

A combination of bare and average, for the ultimate form of averageness.
Appears in shortened and extended forms:
Bav, Bavvers, Bavverr, Bavernator.
Origin:Nottingham

"Hayden is baverage at fifa."

Ash: "Lone wolf man, that rotter you pulled is so bav!"
NBF: "Yeah she was pretty bavvers!"

by filthy fiend February 26, 2009

Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019

After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.

by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019

Bamraham

No, just shut up.

Person1: Bamraham, hey!
Person2: Fuck off.

by Python3 October 9, 2019