The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.
Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
by straightouttactown September 5, 2016
Get the Cambridge, Minnesota mug.A private school where all the kids pretend to be poor but the tuition is $45,000 for day students and $72,000 for boarders. CSW goers used to smoke weed but now don’t as they think it caused out of body experiences. Literally all of them think that has happened. A “safe space” and “art school” for people who are not unique but think they are and suddenly a wannabe sports school. CsW iS cHaNgIng
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A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
pronounced Cahm-brydge
A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
by xChantalx December 9, 2008
Get the Cambridge Ontario mug.see also Cambridge. The Cambridge Bubble is the force field projected by the University Library tower, and has a radius that includes all univeristy-owned sites in town, and stops at the reality checkpoint lamppost in Parker's Piece. The bubble's effect is to cut the students and staff of the university off from the 'real world'. Outside events cannot break through the bubble. The bubble's distorting effects also effect students' abiltiies to socialise, measure time, think logically, and can cause mental disturbance.
'Since she entered the Cambridge bubble all she thinks about is her once-fortnightly trip to Coco's, essay deadlines and where her next cafe latte is coming from.'
by Blitz November 30, 2004
Get the Cambridge bubble mug.An annoying prick who somehow manages to bring the English town of Cambridge into every conversation. No matter what is being discussed there will be a better version of it in Cambridge and everyone else is meant to agree and care.
Person 1: "Nathan's such a Cambridge Bum Boy"
Person 2: "Yeah if he loves it so much why doesn't he stay there?"
Person 2: "Yeah if he loves it so much why doesn't he stay there?"
by spindly February 5, 2009
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Get the bombradge mug.Small town right above Tallahassee, FL, but it's in GA. There's absolutely NOTHING to here except get into everyone's business. It has about 15 traffic lights. One Highschool that sits almost in another city(not really but it is in the middle of no where). It has a mall, which is only a shopping plaza. Everyone knows everybody. If you're in a relationship here, you're probably getting cheated on or doing the cheating. The main attraction is the Boat Basin(nothing special about it, except gigantic mosquitoes, stank animals, a fake beach area, tore up playground equipment, and a camp ground that looks like a Walking Dead scene at night). The main road is Shotwell street, which has basic restaurants(no wining and dining at these), gas stations, grocery stores, and the hospital, which looks like a clinic and the staff is super slow, so don't go there if you're having a life or death situation (you might not make it to see the next day). Most people who live here are struggling because they only make about 3.00 an hour. The small percentage of those middle class people, who are doing good for themselves and balling out of control work at the Crate Factory and make about 7.00 hour. The successful people are making between 10.00-12.00 an hour. Last but not least they do have a small state college (Bainbridge State College) which is smaller than the HS, but if you do obtain a degree, you'll have to commute really far or just move, because they're absolutely no jobs here.
I'm from Bainbridge, Ga.
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