Ambidickstroke

The ability to switch hands effortlessly during masturbation.

Both of his forearms were equally developed so he must be ambidickstroke.

by hutchdude January 13, 2017

babydickitus

When someone born with a small penis goes through life an asshole.

"did you hear ryan bitching all day today? He bitched about everysingle fucking thing, its like living with my mom again. I think his babydickitus is affecting my work mood."
"yeah I know, I hope that isnt contagious."

by ZzZzZz? June 28, 2007

babydickin'

1. "babydickin'" is a term used by urban youth to describe someone who is being nervous, hesitant, shy, or holding back.

2. A person who is "Babydickin'" is being a "pussy" or wimp. Not stepping up the the plate.

When Maurice saw that his friends were hesitant to rob the liquor store, he proclaimed " Ey, yall niggaz is babydickin', get up in there, swipe dat register, and get me a 40'"

by Renvntngmyexit April 24, 2008

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to have his penis hang indiscriminately to the left or right.

"Which way does it hang?"
"Either way, I'm ambidickstrous"

by Pavel Dickgod January 2, 2008

BabyDick

A small but plump penis of an infant. A term often used negatively to reference a specific look or expression someone makes (implying that they want to molest a child) on social media sites

"Her picture totally looks like she wants a fat BabyDick in her mouth "

by FroWhite October 15, 2013

babydick

Noun; slang for the medical term "micro penis"
An abnormally small penis;

Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on.

Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to:
-Excessive bragging about penis size.
-Unappropriate crotch grabbing.
-Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated.
-Having never experiencing oral sex.
-Dishonesty about sex life.

-Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor.
-Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners.
-Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego

It is a shame that guy I hooked up with last night had babydick, he was really hot.

Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.

by Miss Used Commonly August 5, 2016

Ambidicktrous

The ability to masturbate using the right or left hand equally well.

I broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because I'm Ambidicktrous.

by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007