Choc-Caramel Balvarian

The act of a caramel goat sitting on the face of a black man who's tonuge proceeds to excite the goat causing an explosion of diarrhoea over his face. The resulting pile of dumpus on the black man resembles a choc caramel dessert.

Hey man, did you see black Craig today? I think he forgot to use his napkin after the Choc-Caramel Balvarian.

by Beastiallity October 5, 2011

balmir

Courageous, Bold and clever individual. Never the type to be loud and obnoxious and reserved. Quick wits make him the perfect basketball player and loves math puzzles.

Will never like edm.

That gladiator name has to be Balmir

by Suhhhduh December 31, 2016

Balvino

Balvino is a cute ass mother fucker. The way he smiles will make your pp go up so fast you’ll think it became lightning McQueen. He’s a modern warfare god so ladies, don’t get all wet at once.

“You know Balvino?”

“The one who’s hella cute? Ya, why?”

“He looked at me and then I just instantly shitted my pants because of how relaxed my butthole started to become.”

by Juicebuggangwya October 20, 2020

J Balvin

Colombian singer destroyed by Puertorican singer Residente in a musical beef or a diss track composed by BZRP.

In the song J Balvin is defined as the following:
1-Bobolón or Dumbass
2-A copy of a clone
3-The Logan Paul of Reggaeton
4-Disloyal
5-Rascist
6-Priviledged
7-Badly raised by a frustrated influencer dad
8-A vegan salad because he has no eggs
9-Uncreattive because he has teams of people that write his rap/hiphop/reggaeton lyrics
10-All in all he is defined as a nicely packaged product by the latin american music industry to have some of the urban music genre market share

Dont be as fake as J Balvin; Dont be a vegan salad;

by urbancito March 10, 2022

balvina

She is a type of person to read a lot of fan fiction does great in school and allways passes classes but says she's failing

I'm balvinaing this class man

by Cemeterydad January 25, 2017

Balvin

An awesome hyper energetic mutt,sometimes too hyper,with the most deepest eyes. Has a kind heart for only those who he truly trusts.

Balvin is the best dog anyone could ever have.

by Consuela.Hernandez June 13, 2018

ballirano

A person who is overconfident with themselves and don't know there place. but they have many friends and they are good with women.

"did you hear that Ballirano, he is totally making it up."
"But i hear Jessica is fine with him"

by Sebastianxtom October 17, 2014