BallSnatch

1. The compulsive itching of balls in a way that makes it look like your having a seizure with your hand(s) in your pants.

2. Someone who is making a complete ass of them-self.

Jamal: OMG! Is he having a seizure?
Ajou: Naw, it's ok. He's just being a BallSnatch.

Alfonso: Why'd you have to shit in the urinal? You're being such a BallSnatch!

by BlackMasta420 January 10, 2010

blunatic

The name for someone talking to themselves while alone in public. They may be crazy, they may have Bluetooth, but who cares? They're blunatics...don't make eye contact!

Dude - I thought that guy was asking me for change but I think he was ordering Chinese. What a blunatic!

by Uncle Arthur March 14, 2009

Balunatic

A balunatic is a person who is so fearful that the world is about to erupt into nuclear war because several balloons were shot down by the military in the last week.

That balunatic on TV is trying to scare us all into thinking the world is about to end.

by Puchin February 13, 2023

blunatic

A person driven crazy by blue moons.

On December 31, 2009 millions of blunatics howled at the blue moon!

by Geomancer December 31, 2009

Ballatician

Anyone whose name isn't Austin. He is a ratchet.

Is that austin?

Yeah man what a ratchet.
Opposite of a ballatician, yo.

by austinh8er October 22, 2013

ballsnatchery

The process of "snatching ones balls"

John is going to do some ballsnatchery on joe

by Figgles niggle January 1, 2023

subterranean ballsnatcher

A person who snatches someone’s testicles, regardless of the terrain or area they are in. The most common use is in a body of water, a pool, lake, pond, ocean, etc. It can also be used as a verb.

“If you keep this up I will have no choice but to subteranally snatch your balls”

“Some may call me the subterranean ballsnatcher”

by Crashiewashie May 12, 2024