balls

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")

Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"

by Raymoo November 1, 2007

balls

Used to descibe something that you dislike.

This math test is balls.

by PunkYardDog May 3, 2003

balls

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?

I just got kicked in the balls.

by Meepster March 18, 2015

balls

something you can play football

AND something that when your classmates hear they turn in to werewolfs

teacher: and the girl touched the balls
class: *laughs*
that one 8 year old who is out side of your class: *moans*

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

balls

the peak of comedy

Person 1: Hey dude tell me a joke!

Person 2: balls

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by the comedy genius January 23, 2022

balls

the male testies

you have no balls

by DizzyD1250 January 17, 2010

balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by Amy Christ March 7, 2008