ballpen

Ball sack penetration: a position for gay men. Its when you insert the penis between the two balls. Men love it.

Hey my metro fag! I so got ballpen'd last night. Now i have chaif!

by bsplover September 12, 2009

balloonis

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated

The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

ballinistic

word for someone or something who has done something ballin

That was ballinistic!

by dperch July 19, 2007

wallpenis

1. an insult to call someone when you can't think of anything else

2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy

1. "Yeah, well, screw you, wallpenis!"

2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.

by floorpussy November 7, 2011

The Batpenis

Batman's Dick.

If it wasn't for the combined efforts of Mike W. Barr
Jerry Bingham, and The Batpenis, we wouldn't have Damian Wayne.

by Max hangsout August 5, 2016

ballzinis

A pair of testicles dipped into wax which acts as an added bonus after trimming and grooming before sex. This is used to make the balls more appealing to the opposite sex as described by comedian Dane Cook. The significant other can treat it as if it were candy, like a Tootsiepop, and see how many licks it takes to get the center.

"...as guys, our balls are a disaster area...so I dip them in wax...much like a Charm's Blowpop, but only here there's no gum. Balls...Ballzinis...Enjoy."
-Dane Cook

by Joshiba January 4, 2009

Banapenis

a banana that looks like a penis

Oh my god that banapenis is so big!

by 123456789asfghj June 4, 2014