Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.

1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.

by snellite February 7, 2013

barista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")

It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.

by Mary October 21, 2003

barista bomb

When a barista throws a drink and slams a person into the ground

He's getting barista bombed!

by Jusitn86 July 1, 2017

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019

Blista

friend, compardre, mate

yo hows it hangin blista, cha dwan the night?

by monkeylennon March 21, 2008

Batista

A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.

"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."
"What an animal!"

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004