valentine's day

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

Ballantine Ale

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.

i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.

by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Galentine

A valentine who is a friend

Lucy: I don't have a date for valentines. You wanna be my galentine?
Louise: sure

by Clueless lass February 9, 2015

valentine's day

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

by This Cat February 13, 2004

my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

valentine

What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.

I wish I had a Valentine.

by Secret Rocker June 17, 2005

Ivy Valentine

Slut from the Soul Calibur series with huge tits and revealing clothes. Wields a whip.

DOOD! Play as Ivy Valentine and watch them bounce.

by FrogOne June 8, 2009