Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

Baldonado

1: A last surname that isn't as common and for some people,hard to say and hard to spell.

"Hey, whats your last name?"
"Baldonado."
"How do you pronounce that?"

by mofo No-go October 11, 2008

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

Baldini

Adjective. To get shit done quickly without any fuss.

"Did you see how quick he Baldini'd that mate? In and out like a shot"

by Spurs Mad 82 June 21, 2013

baludinaut

When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.

Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"

Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"

Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"

Guy 1: "....he should've just farted

by Ltsmashroks January 12, 2009

balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008