bald-headed mouse

penis

Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Bald Headed Squirrell

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut

Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.

by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

baldheadedness

describing someone's state of being baldheaded. its like an adverb.

i'm still shocked at that girl's baldheadedness, yet she still insists it was by choice.

by girl who defines made-up words August 12, 2011

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013

Bald-headed Granddaddy

It’s something you use to say as a comeback

Bruh shut up that’s why you look like a bald-headed granddaddy

by LilScholar April 11, 2019