wake n bake

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

by dub_head November 5, 2005

Baileigh

Cutest girl ever. Smart and funny. Has the best body, ass and boobs. And even though she gets guys, she's the most loving, caring, & LOYAL girl you'll ever meet. She's very sweet and nice, but not if you eff her over. She's emotional but is also cold hearted. She's THAT girl. 😍 She's the girl that every guy wants, and every girl wants to be. And she's so humble.

Example #1
Boy #1: is that Beyonce?

Boy #2: na man, thats Baileigh
Boy #1: man, I want her
Boy #2: naw man, she doesn't FW just any guy

Example #2

*Girl #2 walks out dressing room so Girl #1 can see her outfit*
Girl #1: omg girl! Weeeerrrk 👏

Girl #2: how do I look? Is this okay? >.<
Girl #1: Yesssss ! 😍
Girl #2: how cute is it? 1 to Baileigh

Girl #1: ooo girl, not a Baileigh, but dang thats cute! IDE give it a 9 😍

by $o$ July 27, 2014

Uber baked

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc

“Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked “

by Knuckles the speed-sniffer April 3, 2021

Bake off

Calm down

Ur actually pissin me off, u need to bake off

by Antxnio September 27, 2019

fake n bake

To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion

hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday

by maricona July 26, 2006

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011

baked bads

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.

by grueislurking May 5, 2011