Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.

Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011

Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

Bakla Ako

fillipino way of complimenting another person, handsome/pretty

say that to your fillipino friend next time

"bakla ako" (you are handsome"
"bakla din ako" (you are pretty)

by Essjswo August 12, 2022

balamory

Possibly the lamest, but funniest progamme in the United Kingdom. The Cast Include:

Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes

Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.

PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly

Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*

Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.

Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*

Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"

Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.

Ms Hoolie: HAHAAHA HI KIDS!! TOODAAYYY WERE GOOOONA BE TAKIN AMPHETAMINES!!

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!

Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*

PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*

Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!

Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!

Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......

Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!

Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*

Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!

Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!

Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!

Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!

Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!

Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!

Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*

Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?

Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...

Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!

Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*

Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*

Spencer: *dies*

PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!

PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!

Edie Mcredie: no.....

PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*

Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*

PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!

And that is the basic layout of the program.

Copyright Jon and George

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by Cloud April 19, 2004

Baklava

muscle obliquus externus abdominis, six packs, abdomen

I'm going to fitness center to have baklavas by the beginning of summer.

by Mustesar September 8, 2011

Balamir

A name which can be considered as obscure and interesting as it's owner. Balamir's will generally act oblivious and will pretend to not understand certain things, but be cautious, more often than not they can know things about you that you didn't even think you'd mentioned. They are generally good at making decisions on impulse although not always the best decisions, many of their decisions being influenced by what best suites them. Many of them will keep things private which may leave you confused if they turn down your offer for no apparent reason. Their goal in life is to generally be able to find their way into the deepest depths of other people, being able to offer insightful advice on issues people may be having. They are selfless people who enjoy the thrill of helping other people deal with their problems, putting any issues they have to the side and generally not speaking of their deepest emotions. A few people will take them for granted or outcast them, but they are an invaluable companion who you can always rely on when the going gets tough.

"I asked that guy, Balamir, for some advice earlier. It really helped me out."

"Balamir sure is a weird guy, but he's pretty funny at that!"

by Emveece March 21, 2013

Dėdė Baklažanas

Dėdė Baklažanas (Uncle eggplant) Is a Lithuanian TikTok star, celebrity, that has a cult following. He is considered a god by some. If you stare at the mirror at midnight, light a candle and say his name 3 time, he will appear behind you. He is an adult male (17-55 y.o.), he always hides his face behind a sock with holes for his mouth and eyes. He claims to be a philosopher, actor, artist and a teacher of life. His other nickname is Baklis or baklazhanas.

He is wearing a sock on his face with holes, he must be Dėdė Baklažanas.

by pyus May 25, 2020