male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987

Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!

by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014

Bookedness

The identity of known and open

Tristyn has closed bookedness because no one knows about him

by WheelchairJimmu December 9, 2016

Badness

A term used to describe something really good, the opposite of peak (really bad)

That goal was badness mate

by Rio32LUFC March 5, 2019

badness

expressin likeness towards something, OR being impressed by it

that car is badness! {that car's off d hook}.... OR those shoes look like pure badness (shoes look hott)

by Weezee May 12, 2006

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

boredness

To be bored to the point of playing webpage advertisement games.

"Win an X-Box 360," he read. "I've got a case of boredness, sure why not?" He thought.

by Ryan Harms December 28, 2005