baow

the sound a gun makes

*BAOW BAOW BAOW*

by personthingything May 9, 2020

Bajoomba

A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.

(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)

I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played

Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!

Compare & Contrast Example:

Shirley from Whats Happenin!

by Insane Saint April 19, 2011

bajongle

Extremely hairy ballsack.

Yo dude get a lawnmower or something cause u got a really bad bajongle.

by Bajonglenator January 11, 2009

expert bajowski

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.

Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen

by campusbuddy983489849839 October 20, 2011

Bajongled

When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Bajongler

The opposite of Santa. He comes into your house through the front door, knocks everyone out with a crowbar, takes your presents and burns down your house.

I dont have presents because the bajongler came by last night.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 6, 2019

Bajoogies

The worst femboy in the world

Hey, Who is Bajoogies?

An atention grabbing PRICK!

Oh.

Yeah. Stay away from them.

by YoinkYoinkSploinky February 22, 2022