Bajesus

Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus

"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"

by Bob Frapples March 19, 2004

expert bajowski

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.

Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen

by campusbuddy983489849839 October 20, 2011

bajeebus

an exclamation when something surprising or amazing has happened, or if you have seen something you want the person next to you to see.

bajeebus!!!! did you see that weird person??

by spaztic555 October 13, 2008

Holy Bajesus!

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Floyd Baeweather

Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.

Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?

Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.

by SavvyDStick December 31, 2014

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021