battyrag

literally
a batty rag
a rag for the batty
used to rag the batty.

basically..toilet paper.

"Mummm we've run out of the battyrag"

Alicia Dixon comes on the radio
*does he wash up...*

"the best way to clean up..use battyrag..."

by zissouhawks February 19, 2009

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Batty Twat

Batty Twat is when a person is an on going annoying twat bus has a HUGE ass .

They are known as BATTY TWATS 🤣🤷 ♀️❤️

See that person? that's a Batty Twat !

by C.H.@WHS December 11, 2018

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bustin low batty

To wear one's trousers low, and expose one's boxer shorts

That boy is bustin low batty

by lOrD_fEaThErInG-wAlThAmStOnE December 11, 2009

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A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."

by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009

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