badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.
'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'
by ferret boy May 14, 2006
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the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.

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Those badgers (^^^) are amazing. LT.

badgersuniteforlife.!
by brittany starr badger May 06, 2008
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Dirty old man- a dodgy old guy looking for a beautiful young lady (young enough to be his daughter) to take back to his lair and have his way with... a male version of the Canadian slang expression , "cougar".
Donald Trump

"Look out Marielle, that old man is a badger!" :s
by Siobhan and Shane May 23, 2006
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when a vagina is so dirty and unclean that it is no longer considered a beaver. it is brown and YUCKY.

a slang term for a vagina that is overused

a skank hoes Koofie

derived from the latin term Browne Vadger
yo kats badger is so nasty that I think i saw an animal come out of the hole and skamper away.

Her badger is so stanky it smells like the great depression.
by FOOLPIE November 18, 2006
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an annoying creature that destroys your prized lawn.
malc - i don't know what to do, my lawn is being ravaged by badgers

kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.
by billinom8s November 02, 2009
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chunky blonde highlights placed amongst darker hair giving the impression of stripes, by someone who foolishly believes they are 'cool' or 'trendy'
this type of female hairstyle is becoming increasingly rare - and seems to be heading for extinction... but when spotted, one should inform all of this glorious sighting by exclaiming 'Badger!'
by Prof Stretch March 31, 2006
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An animal that live in a set that gets combined with a combine harvester in bristol it gets combined with a crab and has pinchers and walkes sideways doing the dance to thriller
Oh wow check that badger walkin sideways doin the thriller
by jessica davis March 03, 2006
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