Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

Abigail Baden

Abigail Baden is a very interesting human, always saying bad things about her self when they actually aren't true. But honestly shes pretty cool.

Yo look its Abigail Baden the girl who thinks bad about herself

by YaBoiiiiEthan May 30, 2022

Baden

Baden is an amazing guitars who doesn’t have a big enough ego and he is better than most

Omg he is so good at guitar
Well it’s baden what did you think

by The authorities June 12, 2018

Baden-Baden

As a citizen of Baden-Baden you are superior to everyone you know. It’s common to come with a G-Wagon or Porsche to school. If you aren’t rich, you probably are from Rastatt. As a citizen of Baden-Baden people will see you in 87MammaLina on Brunch, Moriki on Dinner and Roomers Lounge at night.

You’re not from Baden-Baden? Don’t talk to me

by Päda-Student November 21, 2021

Baden Move

pff dont we all know a dumb baden who does dumb moves

Wow getting that camera was such a baden move

by Badenhasasmallpeen October 29, 2020

Jose Baden

Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.

Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok

by edjose February 8, 2024

Baden

Your typical know it all. He has all the facts, dates and definitions in his head and will without fail correct anyone who gets anything wrong. You don't want to mess up around a Baden, or he'll make you pay. They are also very neat and organized and it drives normal people nuts. He doesn't get jokes, nor can he tell them. He's always in his maps, notebooks and what-not and he'd rather spend a day holed up in his room than with other people. Baden's brains are wired differently than yours so expect a frustrating time trying to explain anything to him.

"We just a new employee."
"Oh yeah? What's his name?"
"Baden."
"Okay, I quit. There'll be no peace for any of us from this day forward."

by Captain Loloch February 1, 2022