bacon bits

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

by Bunn4r October 11, 2007

Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

bacon bits

"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......

ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad

by brian rainey October 28, 2006

Bacon Bits

the extra parts of the vagina...also known as the roast beef curtain

man that is one meaty set of bacon bits...she is about used and abused...

by bitchslapextraordinaire December 8, 2003

Bacon Bits

The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.

you want some bacon bits on your salad

by Spicy January 23, 2003

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024