Blackwell

A man with striking good looks who is smarter than you and misunderstood. This is why he is like a deep well of blackness and lashes out at stupidity and incompetence in the world.

Store Clerk: Oh my god! That man was harassing me! I feel unsafe.
Store Manager: Take a photo of his license plate! ( for god knows what reason?!)
Narrator: You weren't being harassed. You were just wrong, and he told you about it, and got your feelings hurt. You were just blackwelled, baby, and that shit only hurts if you're too stupid to understand rationality. So sorry about that.

by blackwell's baby April 20, 2018

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the Barkwell

The man-unit of epic proportions desired by many but only had by few

Dude, check out the Barkwell on that guy....

by Spiz May 25, 2006

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backwall

To demote the importance of a person or thing.

After they found out I was Digging on the job, they backwalled me to Filing.

by Life247 April 12, 2008

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Blackwelled

This term is a derivative of the words blackout and well. It is the act of becoming so drunk that you do not remember what you did the next day. Your head feels as though you fell in a well. Getting blackwelled usually means you had fun the night before.

Jim: Man, my head hurts so much... What happened last night?
Matt: You got blackwelled man. It happens to the best of us.

Jim: I got so blackwelled last night. I woke up in a room full of people I didnt' know!
Matt: Sounds like you had a good time man.

by tyty133 August 13, 2013

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Blackwell

A person who acts like a badass in someway somehow.

John really thinks he is a Blackwell from doing that stunt.

Emily just Blackwelled she is so cool.
Guys, Noah is Blackwelling right now come check this out.

by BIGGESTMEAT October 22, 2020

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