Taker Backer

when a douche gives you something then takes it back.

ricky: hey edwardo. want this crayon?
edwardo: sure thanks buddy
-1 day later-
ricky: i want that crayon back edwardo.
edwardo: you are such a taker backer!
ricky: what did you say?
edwardo: taker backer!
ricky: thats it *pulls out a gun*
edwardo: hey man, calm down.
ricky: give me my crayon back you poop head!
edwardo: cmon man, i need it.
ricky: *cocks gun*
edwardo: fine here you go.
ricky: yay thanks
edwardo: no problem
ricky: so you wanna go to burger palace?
edwardo: sure. id love to.
ricky: okay lets go.
edwardo: alright let me get my coat on.
ricky: hey thats my coat.
edwardo: you gave it to me.
ricky: well i want it back.
edwardo: fuck you pasta sucker
edwardo and ricky pull out their guns and shoot everyone. the world dies. the end.

remember kids, being a taker backer is bad!

by taker backer July 5, 2008

Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.

Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

by T-Brad June 14, 2014

backer inners

single men backed in to a parking spot at a forest preserve waiting for a hook up from other men.

Hey Bill it was pretty scary at the forest preserve today with all those backer inners looking you up and down as we drove in here.

by slkstr72 July 27, 2008

backtard

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

by corrupto December 9, 2004

Texter Backer

A person who can be relied on to text back.

They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.

"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"

"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."

by Yomin_Carr March 31, 2010

Backtrace

The act of using Youtube comments to magically track down individuals through the internet, presumably obtaining all information about them in the process.

Mainly done by people who have no real computer skills, and is thus regarded by some as an empty threat.

If you keep sending threatening comments, I will backtrace them, find out who you are, and report you to the Cyber Police.

by Big Gay Kirk July 15, 2010