Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

bachelor's fare

Meaning: Simple or meager food of the type supposedly eaten by a bachelor who cannot or does not cook well. It implies a lack of culinary effort or sophistication.

Example Usage: "After his wife left for the weekend, John resigned himself to a diet of bachelor's fare: cold beans straight from the can and buttered toast."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

New Jersey Bachelor's Degree

A high school diploma.

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.

by Poor_Woobie February 11, 2009

Bachelor Sip

To put your head under the faucet for a drink to avoid using a glass.

Jeff took a bachelor sip from the sink.

by ShrekDaGlitcher October 22, 2013

bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

Bachelor Salad

A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.

See also Ramen Budget

My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!

by icabod May 10, 2004