Babyshark

The best thing you could ever invest your money in

Dave: hey man, did you buy babyshark yet?

Paul: Hell yeah, that shit went to the moon!

by 25shmeckles June 4, 2021

Babyshitter

A diaper

"Fuck Louise, I can’t change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"

by Professor Precious March 4, 2015

barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

barshart

A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.

Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.

by G Richard M November 8, 2019

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

babysat

Worse than getting schooled. Metaphorically speaking, you've been rearranging the kitchen magnets and snacking on Chef Boyardee while your babysitter was smoking blunts and hooking up with a supermodel.

The expression could be used in almost any situation, but it always ends with, "damn son, you just got BABYSAT"

by DJ Gavin Holland July 27, 2007

babysantana

fine ass boy who makes music, he made antisocial and did i mention hes fine asf?

Did babysantana drop?

by kalifornialove October 6, 2021